Thursday, April 22, 2010

Welcome to Life, Population... Creepers

Ya ya, tittle has everything to do with today's, easier to follow topic. Creeper kids are been spotted more rapidly; and I blame those who taught them to spawn (P.E teachers and the Internet).

How can you spot them, what do they look like, what is their natural habitat really look like, and how can you protect yourself from them? All this and more in the following paragraphs.

No, I am not drunk or anything, this is an actual topic, and thanks to a good friend, who we shall call "Kelly", made me realise this a few days ago! Not only that but personal and some of my friends experiences with creepers have left us with to much information.

Spotting them and what they look like. Back in the day, it was a lot easier to spot them, from either the way they looked or from the groups they hung out with. All in which have changed over the years. Now, today, they are harder to spot, they have learnt, adapted to our ways of life, through both looks and acting. But yes there are still signs that you are dealing with a creeper. If this person has, long or shaggy greasy hair (Typically black or brown), and smells very disturbing, you are either dealing with a creeper or a musician. If he/she continually follows you, while staring at you, you are dealing with a creeper or a little sibling. If they can appear out of thin air, and scare the hell out of you, they are either a creeper, ninja or midget ninja. If they hang out with pot heads/emos, goth/or people who have no emotion or facial expression, you are probably looking at a creeper.

Now creepers, like most people have a normal room, usually decorated in posters, and the regular stuff of shelves. But depending on the creeper, somethings may be different, or out of place or hidden. The out in the open creepers, usually called "fanatics" creepers, will not be so discreet about the obsessions, whether person, or life style, such as heavy metal bands to the Jonas Brothers, to Miley Cirus. Or it could be someone from school or a "friend" or just some cute person next door. The out of place creepers, will either make it so it is not so obvious, like posters above beds (ones of people they are creeping on, not if it is like a typical guy and it is just swim suit models, or sports.). But then it could be obvious, like a large nail in the middle of a cross, a coffin instead of a bed, and colours choices for the room could be a factor in this as well. Now hidden on the other hand, will typically use a closed closets to open up a shrine dedicated to someone or something.

And how to protect your self, well RUN away, tell them to back off or just ignore them. All are fine choices. But sometimes telling someone if it does get serious might be the best idea, cause this might be a little more then just a creeper, this may be a stalker, in which they will act with action, creepers just stand there and don't say much to others. So my theory, "They are just people that are a little different or unique. Don't be haten on them, like I said, be haten on those that taught them to spawn."

Ok, I hope no one takes offence to this blog, it was made in all good fun, nor do i mean to put anyone or group of people down. For any comments or concerns or ideas/questions you want answered, comment below, or e-mail me at teentheory@hotmail.com.

But for now, remember, its just a thought.

Teen Theory

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