Me Vs. Time... Part I

Yeah, the tittle is exactly what this post is all about. Have you ever said, "F*** my life." Of course you have, or at least thought of it. (This wasn't the original topic of today's post, in fact it wasn't suppose to be until later on this week. But after tonight, it needed to be rushed forward.)

Okay, I might as well start it off with, have you ever been in a situation where you know if only you had done this maybe 10 minutes or an hour ago, or at any previous time, it might have turned out a little better? Of course as humans, we known to procrastinate, thought we know it is wrong, we still do it. Why. Who knows.

Let me explain why this topic had to be rushed to tonight. Well, like every Sunday night, I take out the garbage to the curb, as pick up is early Monday morning. And lets face it, I barely have enough coordination to hit the toilet in the morning, let alone dragging heavy bags of garbage from the back of my house to the front, so I just do it the night before. See there I said NIGHT before, usually it is at night before I go to bed, but tonight was different. I had to empty the outside bins, as they were getting full and they stank something fierce. So I had to do it with some sun light to see I, cause me doing stuff at night, is about as good as me in the morning. What I didn't know, was the cause of the smell, was water that was sitting with the garbage for a long time, yes it smelt like a swamp mixed with sewage. Yeah, eww I touched it, I KNOW! But after emptying it I realised two things, "I am going to chuck from the smell, and S*** ITS ALL OVER ME!" Yes, I now smelt like the nasty water, but because I was just hopping in the shower after, I might as well just take the bags out now...... Here is the worst part. Taking out the bags to the front, a REALLY hot chick walks by me, yes Mr. Nice Guy is going to have a chat with me about me saying it, but she was like REALLY hot. *wipe drool* Now let me remind you I smelt like ass....

Now if only I did this like 20 minutes earlier, I was back out there walking down the street to go get my brother from the park.... which was where I seen her coming from. Now might I say, "F*** my life." The best part is, was there was no stopping me from doing this even an hour before hand, but I guess I was just feeling way to lazy. I personally don't know why everyone does this, it could be just for different reasons, sometimes it strategy, sometimes just better things come up. For what ever the reason this theory is short then sweet, "Don't blame time for screwing your self over." Remember, its just a thought...

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